Vertical Cool Ranch Doritos



The owner of the Vertical_Cool_Ranch_Doritos youtube account, and the writer of this page.

Abilities

 * losing at shell shockers
 * clicking
 * hacking cookie clicker
 * yelling
 * growing limbs at will
 * drawing
 * talking

Friends

 * Jack
 * Soap
 * H

Enemies

 * The devil
 * The flying battery
 * the bandicam logo
 * Bountyhunter